heathens: We sound like a group of Nurds! Huh

[Marshall M. Dues]

Right on, Carl.

We also learned how to SPELL, how to construct grammatically correct
SENTENCES (beginning with a CAPITAL LETTER and ending with a PERIOD),
and, above all, we learned how to use a  S P E L L   C H E C K E R !!

Marshall M. Dues,  WB5MYO
Katy, Texas (Republic of Bubba - where most of us walk upright, and
                some of us actually wear shoes!)


Carl Hyde wrote:
>
> OK lets take a look at the characteristics of the
> average HAM.
>
> In elementary school we got beat up on the playground
> a lot because we knew all the answers in class.
>
> In junior high school we couldn't do more than two
> pushups but we re-wired the school PA system to pick
> up classical music.
>
> We probably belonged to the Audio-Visual club.
>
> Girls ignored us or made gross faces if our name was
> mentioned.
>
> We saw Star Wars at least 14 times.
>
> In high school we could only get dates with the fat
> girls and then only once.
>
> We drove a volkswagon bug or a Rambler station wagon
> to school.
>
> In college we avoided getting within 500 yards of the
> Athletic Dorm under fear of death.
>
> We looked at the only female engineering student like
> she was a space alien.
>
> Our idea of a great saturday night was programming an
> Altair computer the hard way, with the switches.
>
> After college we got that first job and spent the
> first paycheck on a nice Hewlett Packard scientific
> calculator.
>
> We didn't get another date until we were 29 and then
> only after we moved out of our parents house.  Most
> likely our Mom made us go out with her.
>
> We thought that microsoft guy might have something
> there and bought some stock.
>
> We finally married a really beautiful girl.
>
> AND at our 15 year class reunion, the chearleaders
> were all fat with 8 kids, the jocks were fat AND bald
> and working for sanitation companies, WE had cool cars
> and cool wives and suddenly we looked pretty good
> compared to everyone else!
>
> So I'm proud that I was a nerd and you all should be
> too.
>
> --- Marty Wb2Fou <Wb2fou at AOL.COM> wrote:
> > when some of you use the term heathens  you sound
> > like group of nurds .
> >
> >                 marty wb2fou
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> Carl S.HYDE
> W2CSH
>
> Politics: From the Greek word Poli, meaning many and
> the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
>
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