heathens: We sound like a group of Nurds! Huh
Shadow
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Mon Jun 21 14:18:28 EDT 1999
Carl and Marshall
So TRUE
This would make a great wall poster
Gary
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"Marshall M. Dues" wrote:
> Right on, Carl.
>
> We also learned how to SPELL, how to construct grammatically correct
> SENTENCES (beginning with a CAPITAL LETTER and ending with a PERIOD),
> and, above all, we learned how to use a S P E L L C H E C K E R !!
>
> Marshall M. Dues, WB5MYO
> Katy, Texas (Republic of Bubba - where most of us walk upright, and
> some of us actually wear shoes!)
>
> Carl Hyde wrote:
> >
> > OK lets take a look at the characteristics of the
> > average HAM.
> >
> > In elementary school we got beat up on the playground
> > a lot because we knew all the answers in class.
> >
> > In junior high school we couldn't do more than two
> > pushups but we re-wired the school PA system to pick
> > up classical music.
> >
> > We probably belonged to the Audio-Visual club.
> >
> > Girls ignored us or made gross faces if our name was
> > mentioned.
> >
> > We saw Star Wars at least 14 times.
> >
> > In high school we could only get dates with the fat
> > girls and then only once.
> >
> > We drove a volkswagon bug or a Rambler station wagon
> > to school.
> >
> > In college we avoided getting within 500 yards of the
> > Athletic Dorm under fear of death.
> >
> > We looked at the only female engineering student like
> > she was a space alien.
> >
> > Our idea of a great saturday night was programming an
> > Altair computer the hard way, with the switches.
> >
> > After college we got that first job and spent the
> > first paycheck on a nice Hewlett Packard scientific
> > calculator.
> >
> > We didn't get another date until we were 29 and then
> > only after we moved out of our parents house. Most
> > likely our Mom made us go out with her.
> >
> > We thought that microsoft guy might have something
> > there and bought some stock.
> >
> > We finally married a really beautiful girl.
> >
> > AND at our 15 year class reunion, the chearleaders
> > were all fat with 8 kids, the jocks were fat AND bald
> > and working for sanitation companies, WE had cool cars
> > and cool wives and suddenly we looked pretty good
> > compared to everyone else!
> >
> > So I'm proud that I was a nerd and you all should be
> > too.
> >
> > --- Marty Wb2Fou <Wb2fou at AOL.COM> wrote:
> > > when some of you use the term heathens you sound
> > > like group of nurds .
> > >
> > > marty wb2fou
> > >
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> > ===
> > Carl S.HYDE
> > W2CSH
> >
> > Politics: From the Greek word Poli, meaning many and
> > the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
> >
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