George Baltar <n7qvp at cv-2.reno.nv.us>: [Fwd: Three couples]

[Ed Richards]

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Subject: [Fwd: Three couples]
Date: Tue, 02 Mar 1999 17:33:35 -0800
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        Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple, and a
newlywed couple
wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements
for
new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."

The couples agree and came back at the end of two weeks.
>>>>
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to
abstain
from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all
pastor."

"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!," said the pastor.

The pastor went to the middle aged couple and asked, "Were you able to
abstain
from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too
bad.
The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but,
yes we
made it."

"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!"

Then the pastor went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Were you able to
abstain from having sex for the two weeks?" "No pastor, we were not able
to go
without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly.

"What happened?" inquired the pastor.

"My wife was reaching for a can on the top shelf and dropped it. When she
bent
over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I took advantage of her
right
there."

"You understand you will not be welcome in our church," stated the
pastor.

"I figured that" said the young man, "We're not welcome at Wal-Mart
anymore
either."


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