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<div>Great job. I felt the lost packets of my soul returning to take me on a low latency round trip through the ether.</div>
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<div>Who's next on the mic at today's poetry slam?</div>
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<blockquote type="cite">On Mar 14, 2023, at 3:36 PM, Mike McClure <mike@peakit.us> wrote:<br>
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<div dir="ltr">In the world of tech, there's a name most revered<br>
A system so vital, never to be feared<br>
It's DNS, the one that we treasure<br>
For it connects us all, our one true measure<br>
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DNS, short for Domain Name System<br>
Is the backbone of the net, the one we can't skip<br>
It translates our searches to IP addresses<br>
So we can browse the web, without many stresses<br>
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It's like a phone directory, but for the net<br>
We type in a site, and it's found, we can bet<br>
It speeds up our surfing, makes it less rough<br>
Without DNS, the net would be quite tough<br>
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So let's take a moment, to give thanks and praise<br>
To this unsung hero, who sets our paths ablaze<br>
DNS, we bow down to you, our king<br>
For you make our lives easy, and all things sing<br>
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<div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr">On Tue, Mar 14, 2023 at 5:30 PM DaZZa via Outages-discussion <<a href="mailto:outages-discussion@outages.org">outages-discussion@outages.org</a>> wrote:<br>
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To quote the immortal<br>
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It’s not DNS<br>
There’s no way it’s DNS<br>
It was DNS<br>
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It's always DNS. Unless it's the firewall.<br>
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On Wed, 15 Mar 2023 at 09:26, Chapman, Brad (NBCUniversal)<br>
<<a href="mailto:Brad.Chapman@nbcuni.com" target="_blank">Brad.Chapman@nbcuni.com</a>> wrote:<br>
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> Well it won't be from 9to5Mac.com, because their DNS is all screwed up. Been down most of the day.<br>
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> <a href="https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://twitter.com/9to5mac/status/1635737993133604864?s=46&t=MIMcC04qXi2fhFY9kh7r6w__;!!PIZeeW5wscynRQ!v81TKTnbuHZ9d9Wvf0HUfgGisx6q3OESsLvcaz8dxvenAkdG_i1fts3aq8SKkl_Olc2r3RMnlcA4N0fS$" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">
https://twitter.com/9to5mac/status/1635737993133604864?s=46&t=MIMcC04qXi2fhFY9kh7r6w</a><br>
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> And Steam took a nosedive moments ago.<br>
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> Did every NOC admin decide to go out and get a slice of pie at 3:14 on 3/14? :-)<br>
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> -Brad<br>
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> On Mar 14, 2023, at 3:09 PM, DaZZa via Outages-discussion <<a href="mailto:outages-discussion@outages.org" target="_blank">outages-discussion@outages.org</a>> wrote:<br>
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> <a href="https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://www.redditstatus.com__;!!PIZeeW5wscynRQ!r7dR2YClJ3EStC9zAOm2Pt1Wu3z9JggwvFEW0E388VLa-63okxoOwsHL019tcBH6yb7gQVO9LMnngU1YaSSyvN2S8FxBpTg$" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://www.redditstatus.com__;!!PIZeeW5wscynRQ!r7dR2YClJ3EStC9zAOm2Pt1Wu3z9JggwvFEW0E388VLa-63okxoOwsHL019tcBH6yb7gQVO9LMnngU1YaSSyvN2S8FxBpTg$</a><br>
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> Major outage - fix identified, but "which may take some time to implement".<br>
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> I guess we'll just have to find somewhere else to get our important<br>
> technological news in the interim.<br>
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> On Wed, 15 Mar 2023 at 06:20, Andrew J. Caines via Outages<br>
> <<a href="mailto:outages@outages.org" target="_blank">outages@outages.org</a>> wrote:<br>
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> As of a few minutes ago, no response from <a href="https://urldefense.com/v3/__http://www.reddit.com__;!!PIZeeW5wscynRQ!r7dR2YClJ3EStC9zAOm2Pt1Wu3z9JggwvFEW0E388VLa-63okxoOwsHL019tcBH6yb7gQVO9LMnngU1YaSSyvN2SS3nyhI8$" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">
https://urldefense.com/v3/__http://www.reddit.com__;!!PIZeeW5wscynRQ!r7dR2YClJ3EStC9zAOm2Pt1Wu3z9JggwvFEW0E388VLa-63okxoOwsHL019tcBH6yb7gQVO9LMnngU1YaSSyvN2SS3nyhI8$</a> =<br>
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> <a href="https://urldefense.com/v3/__http://reddit.map.fastly.net__;!!PIZeeW5wscynRQ!v81TKTnbuHZ9d9Wvf0HUfgGisx6q3OESsLvcaz8dxvenAkdG_i1fts3aq8SKkl_Olc2r3RMnlTfti1XB$" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">
reddit.map.fastly.net</a> = 151.101.45.140 for me.<br>
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> Reports are rising rapidly on <a href="https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://downdetector.com/status/reddit/__;!!PIZeeW5wscynRQ!r7dR2YClJ3EStC9zAOm2Pt1Wu3z9JggwvFEW0E388VLa-63okxoOwsHL019tcBH6yb7gQVO9LMnngU1YaSSyvN2SXchA82I$" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank">
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