[outages] Evocative EWR1 (formerly INAP NYJ004)

[Alex]

ROFL we were making the same joke about gracing palms.

The update we received:
"Once we receive approval and utility is restored, we will turn up
critical systems. This will take approximately 5 hours. After the
critical systems are restored, we will be turning up the carriers and
then will start to turn the servers back on."
9am+5=2pm+$carriers_time_to_on, I'm betting on after 5pm counting the
time it will take the inspector to sigh off.

- Alex