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<p class="MsoNormal"><b>From:</b> VoiceOps <voiceops-bounces@voiceops.org> <b>On Behalf Of
</b>Hiers, David via VoiceOps<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Monday, April 1, 2024 2:39 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> Alex Balashov <abalashov@evaristesys.com>; VoiceOps <voiceops@voiceops.org><br>
<b>Subject:</b> Re: [VoiceOps] [EXTERNAL] Kamailio Visions 2030 for Appalachia<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">A solid 200 OK on the 2030 plan!<br>
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David<br>
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From: VoiceOps <<a href="mailto:voiceops-bounces@voiceops.org">voiceops-bounces@voiceops.org</a>> On Behalf Of Alex Balashov via VoiceOps<br>
Sent: Monday, April 1, 2024 11:16 AM<br>
To: VoiceOps <<a href="mailto:voiceops@voiceops.org">voiceops@voiceops.org</a>><br>
Subject: [EXTERNAL] [VoiceOps] Kamailio Visions 2030 for Appalachia<br>
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HAZARD, Kentucky (1 April 2024)--Evariste Systems LLC, Georgia-based veteran brokers of international charity partnerships, are pleased to announce the conclusion of lengthy trilateral negotiations among Taylor Swift, the Public Investment Fund (the sovereign
wealth fund of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia), and the Kamailio open-source community to bring Kamailio to underserved areas of the US Appalachia region.<br>
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In a concert in Lexington, Kentucky last Sunday evening, and in her signature style of mystical "reveals" through equivocal song lyrics, Swift auspiciously inaugurated to her Swifties, as die-hard fans of the pop star are known, the beginning of Kamailio Visions
2030.<br>
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(Editorial note: Swift's agent has threatened copyright litigation in the event that our press agency were to reproduce her meaning-rich lyrics directly, driven by the contention that fair use considerations do not apply to lyrics so "deep" as Swift's. At press
time, the matter is being reviewed by our<br>
counsel.)<br>
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Alex Balashov, principal of Evariste, praised Kamailio Visions 2030 as a continuation of Swift's long-standing commitment to forward thinking and<br>
innovation:<br>
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"Taylor has been the driving force behind the use of sustainable, plant-based materials in her 'merch. Today, aided by the internationalisation of Saudi capital, she is helping to bring that same kind of ethical prosperity to Eastern Kentucky, West Virginia
and the wider Appalachian coal country."<br>
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Continued Balashov:<br>
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"Between Alan Maimon and J.D. Vance, and the revelations of the Purdue Pharma litigation, it's fair to say that the plight of Appalachia, with its high structural unemployment, declining economic base, and the ravages of the opioid epidemic and deaths of despair,
has been exposed to a broader audience than ever before. And with that knowledge comes responsibility, because we live with that knowledge now, and we can no longer turn a blind eye. The SIP and VoIP industries have always been a force of conscientious capitalism,
and Kamailio a beacon of rectitude in a jaded, amoral, cynical world. A world in which Appalachian children are denied the SIP proxy is not a just world, and we cannot any longer live in such a world."<br>
<br>
Fred Posner, a deputy Evariste negotiator who was said to have thrived in the pressure of high-stakes negotiations with PIF governor Yasir Al-Rumayyan over the exact implementational modalities of the deal, reviewed the high notes of the landmark economic development
accord:<br>
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"It was a good start to defund the police. But with the unique social challenges of Appalachia, what every struggling family in the ruins of coal country really needs is access to clean, ethically sourced, fair-trade SIP proxies. That is why I am uplifted to
say that we will be dropping, through a coordinated, large-scale airlift operation, a Raspberry Pi with Kamailio pre-installed, to every household with an income at or below 250% of the Federal Poverty Level (FPL) in the Appalachian region. The Pi chassis
will be dye-free, BPA-free, and will be held together with a plant-based, biodegradable, non-toxic glue that does not produce intoxicating effects when sniffed. By 2030, every child alive in Appalachia today will have had several years to benefit from the
power of a miniaturised SIP proxy appliance, and that is why we are calling it Kamailio Visions 2030."<br>
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When pressed by us, Balashov noted that the prosocial objectives and economic development potential of Kamailio Visions 2030 has drawn scepticism from some quarters.<br>
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"These are those people who think that Rasperry Pi devices preloaded with Kamailio are not what Appalachia most needs today. Those people would be wrong.<br>
As any metaphysicist can tell you, causes do not necessarily resemble their effects."<br>
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"Taylor and her people know that Kamailio Visions 2030 draws on a long history of highly effective technological and app-based interventions in economically underprivileged areas, such as Nicholas Negroponte's One Laptop per Child (OLPC) scheme, and the famous
carpet-bombing of Eritrea with second-generation iPads by Selena Gomez. All of this had tremendous results."<br>
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"Salutary results", added a representative of the PIF.<br>
<br>
Balashov pointed us to the foundational problem statement of Kamailio Visions 2030, which cited the concept of "Technik", as developed in "Hybrid Reality", a technocratic manifesto (in e-book form) by much-loved TED visionaries Parag and Ayesha Khanna. There,
the authors declared:<br>
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"Good Technik requires a combination of the attributes that deliver<br>
high human development, economic growth, political inclusiveness,<br>
and technology preparedness.”<br>
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"In short", said Balashov, "Taylor, with some help from the efficient deployment of Saudi capital, will bring good technik to Appalachia. The tide of technik lifts all ships."<br>
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--<br>
Alex Balashov<br>
Principal Consultant<br>
Evariste Systems LLC<br>
Web: <a href="https://url.us.m.mimecastprotect.com/s/cCiNCzplYpUGPR1JEig9HBb?domain=evaristesys.com">
https://evaristesys.com</a><br>
Tel: +1-706-510-6800<br>
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