Sean,
I'm sure you didn't really send this, right? And to a list
even...Sigh.
:)
T..S
On Sat, 13 Dec 1997, Sean Donelan wrote:
> If you're NOT currently looking for an income opportunity, then just
> delete this message.
>
> If you ARE looking for an income opportunity, then...
>
> WELCOME TO THE HOTTEST CASH GENERATING PROGRAM ON THE INTERNET!
>
> I'm sure that this is not the first opportunity that you have
> ever run across that claims that you can make a lot of cash,
> very quickly. But, this just might be the only program you'll
> ever run across, that can actually make that happen.
>
> Every other cash generating program that you've ever run across
> was probably doomed from the start, for 3 simple reasons.
>
> 1) You needed to dedicate a lot more time and effort into
> the marketing of your program, than you originally planned.
> 2) You needed to invest a lot more money into the marketing of
> your program, than you originally expected.
> 3) Your success depended solely on you. And, unless you're
> a marketing expert, your expected level of success just
> wasn't going to be achieved.
>
> Well, that's where our expertise comes in. We here at Internet Marketing
> Services, have been asked to develop an effective marketing system that
> would require virtually no effort and very little capital.
>
> We are proud to tell you, that our experience in this industry has
> enabled us to create a very low cost, high response, marketing program,
> that blows away traditional methods of network marketing and advertising.
>
> The secret to becoming successful in any business is to get your message
> to as many people as possible, in a cost effective manner. Through our
> creative advertising program were able to greatly reduce our costs and
> we are simply passing the savings on to you.
>
> IT'S REALLY AMAZING HOW EASY THIS IS AND HOW BEAUTIFULLY IT WORKS!
>
> By compounding our efforts and combining your advertising along with
> other income opportunity seekers wanting to participate in this highly
> profitable program, Internet Marketing Services is now able to offer you
> the best Internet marketing rates available anywhere.
>
> HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. Multi-level marketing is still used by some of the
> largest companies in the world today; Amway, Excel and Avon, just to name
> a few. This highly effective, multi-level business provides you the same
> type of opportunity. A business that offers a proven cash generating
> program, complete with a low cost internet marketing service. THIS IS
> THE SECRET TO YOUR SUCCESS!
>
> If a new customer decides to participate in your program, they simply
> send you a $5.00 commission. And the best part is, we do all the hard
> work for you, you just collect your cash.
>
> As with all multi-level businesses, your income is generated by recruiting
> new customers that have the same interest as you. The desire to create a
> large cash income. And, every state in the USA allows us to legally
> recruit for you, via the Internet.
>
> For an extremely low fee of only $35.00, we will market this highly
> profitable opportunity to 750,000 people with your name and address
> inserted into the mailing. Then you just go to your mailbox and collect
> your cash. That's all there is to it.
>
> HERE'S HOW YOUR ADVERTISING DOLLARS COMPOUND. In each mailing your
> name will be included with 2 other distributors. We will then advertise
> your opportunity to 250,000 people, in 3 seperate mailings. So your
> opportunity will be offered to 750,000 different people.
>
> EXAMPLE:
>
> Mailing #1: 250,000 People
> Mailing #2: 250,000 People
> Mailing #3: 250,000 People
> FOR A TOTAL OF: 750,000 People
>
> NOW, LET'S COMPARE COSTS. If you were to send your offer through the
> postal service, it would cost you $240,000.00, in postage alone.
>
> The typical e-mail company charges 1-2 dollars per 1000 addresses
> mailed to. That would be a minimum of $750.00.
>
> Other methods could be even more expensive than using the postal service.
>
> As you now can see, by compounding your advertising dollars with other
> income opportunity seekers, it allows us to offer you a cost effective
> way to cash in on a proven income generating program. And remember, we
> do all the work for you. You just go to the mailbox and collect your cash.
>
> THIS IS A LEGITIMATE MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY. It does not require you
> to come into contact with people, do any hard work, and best of all
> you never have to leave the house except to get the mail. This
> multi-level, e-mail order, marketing program works perfectly, every time.
> E-mail is the ultimate sales tool of the future, and the future is now!
>
> If you ever wanted "THE EASY WAY" to make a lot of money...
> just follow these 3 easy steps using this sure fire system!
>
> STEP 1: Send $5.00 in "CASH", NO CHECKS PLEASE, to each of the 3
> distributors below. Just like new customers will be sending to you,
> once your name has been placed onto the mailing. Also, include a seperate
> sheet of paper with your name as it is to appear on this mailing, along
> with the words, " I WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR INCOME
> OPPORTUNITY NETWORKING SERVICE." Once the 3 distributors
> receive your $5.00 payment, they will each e-mail us your name, verifying
> that you have paid them their commission. This service also eliminates
> the possibility of anyone replacing any existing names on the mailing.
>
> #1:
> VLG Network
> 1635 11th Ave
> SF, CA 94122
>
> #2:
> Rabdy Rathburn
> 1236 Roscoe St.
> Green Bay, WI 54304
>
> #3:
> R. Fuller
> 3805 Alice
> Dearborn, MI 48124
>
> STEP 2: Send $35.00, along with your name and address as you want it to
> appear on this mailing. (You can use your full name, your initials, a
> business name or what ever you prefer) Once we receive your payment and
> verification via e-mail that you paid each distributor their commission;
> we will automatically position your name and address through all 3
> mailings until this offer has been e-mailed to 750,000 people.
>
> Be sure to include your e-mail address. Once we receive your payment, we
> will e-mail you our priority e-mail address. This is how you will notify us
> that you received your payment from customers that want to paticipate in
> your program. This is a fool-proof system that eliminates anyone from
> using your service without paying you your $5.00 commission.
>
> You can use this program as many times, and as often as you like.
> By doing this, it is possilbe to create a perpetual cash income.
> And yes, we accept personal checks.
>
> Make check payable to and send to:
>
> Internet Marketing Services
> 2375 E.Tropicana #135
> Las Vegas, NV 89119
>
> Please note, Internet Marketing Services does not participate in your
> offer, nor do we share in your income in any way. Internet Marketing
> Services is a low cost, internet marketing provider only.
>
> STEP 3: Go to your mailbox daily and collect your cash.
>
> MAKING MONEY JUST DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER THAN THIS!
>
> By now your probably asking yourself, "how much money can I really make?"
>
> Below are the results of an Internet survey conducted by www.survey.net:
>
> 50% of the people on the Internet have made purchases, 40% have made
> several purchases, 80% like the idea of shopping on the Internet, 50%
> of those purchases are computer information related, 50% think of e-mail
> as their second most important application, 20% have made purchases
> because "I came across it and I liked it, so i bought it."
>
> POSSIBLE EARNINGS PER 750,000 E-MAILS
>
> 1% Response @ 7,500 X $5.00 = $37,500
> 1/2% Response @ 3,750 X $5.00 = $18,750
> 1/4% Response @ 1,875 X $5.00 = $ 9,375
> 1/8% Response @ 938 X $5.00 = $ 4,690
>
> HOW MANY RESPONSES DO YOU THINK YOU WILL RECEIVE?
>
> As more and more people look for ways to create wealth and financial
> security, the need for a successful income opportunity is constantly in
> demand.
>
> If you're fed up with the high cost of marketing and advertising then why
> not take advantage of this powerful opportunity and start creating wealth
> for you and your family.
>
> We hope that you are one of those unique individuals that does more than
> just dream about creating wealth and has the foresight to see what an
> incredible money making opportunity that this really is, requiring no
> effort and a very small investment.
>
> JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CAN DO WITH ALL THAT CASH!
>
> FREE WEBSITE:
>
> Would you like to create your own website for business or personal use?
>
> Just go to www.freeyellow.com and follow the prompts.
>
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>
> THIS COULD BE A HOAX, but we thought we would alert you anyway!
>
> There is a possible new virus going around that will ERASE your hard drive.
> If you receive an e-mail with the subject "JOIN THE CREW" DO NOT OPEN IT!!!
> Just opening the e-mail will allow the virus to enter your PC. There is
> NOTHING to download.
>
>
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