heathens: We sound like a group of Nurds! Huh

[Brian J. Conrad]

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-----Original Message-----
From: Carl Hyde <cshyde at YAHOO.COM>
To: HEATH at LISTSERV.TEMPE.GOV <HEATH at LISTSERV.TEMPE.GOV>
Date: Monday, June 21, 1999 8:53 AM
Subject: Re: heathens: We sound like a group of Nurds! Huh


>OK lets take a look at the characteristics of the
>average HAM.
>
>In elementary school we got beat up on the playground
>a lot because we knew all the answers in class.
>
>In junior high school we couldn't do more than two
>pushups but we re-wired the school PA system to pick
>up classical music.
>
>We probably belonged to the Audio-Visual club.
>
>Girls ignored us or made gross faces if our name was
>mentioned.
>
>We saw Star Wars at least 14 times.
>
>In high school we could only get dates with the fat
>girls and then only once.
>
>We drove a volkswagon bug or a Rambler station wagon
>to school.
>
>In college we avoided getting within 500 yards of the
>Athletic Dorm under fear of death.
>
>We looked at the only female engineering student like
>she was a space alien.
>
>Our idea of a great saturday night was programming an
>Altair computer the hard way, with the switches.
>
>After college we got that first job and spent the
>first paycheck on a nice Hewlett Packard scientific
>calculator.
>
>We didn't get another date until we were 29 and then
>only after we moved out of our parents house.  Most
>likely our Mom made us go out with her.
>
>We thought that microsoft guy might have something
>there and bought some stock.
>
>We finally married a really beautiful girl.
>
>
>AND at our 15 year class reunion, the chearleaders
>were all fat with 8 kids, the jocks were fat AND bald
>and working for sanitation companies, WE had cool cars
>and cool wives and suddenly we looked pretty good
>compared to everyone else!
>
>So I'm proud that I was a nerd and you all should be
>too.
>
>
>--- Marty Wb2Fou <Wb2fou at AOL.COM> wrote:
>> when some of you use the term heathens  you sound
>> like group of nurds .
>>
>>                 marty wb2fou
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>===
>Carl S.HYDE
>W2CSH
>
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